Liverpool: Gerrard’s Twitter Q+A: The Hilarious Highlights

Adidas didn't really think this one through ...

It’s rare that a question and answer period takes off with the same vigour as Adidas UK’s ill thought out #AskStevieG session today. It could be one of the funniest trends to have happened on twitter. Obviously only ran with the “who’s the greatest player you’ve played with nonsense”. However, with more than just trolls out there – there were quite a few questions that should have really made the cut.

Here’s a list of some of our favourites, but we’d love to hear some of yours! Tweet us @FootballRascal – or use that handy comment box at the bottom.

Are you related to Warren G? @AnnieEaves

Ryan Giggs’ wife divorced him and took half of everything he owned. How does it feel knowing she has 6 more Premier League medals than you? @EvertonArentWe

Who would win in a foot race, Jamie Carragher or the erosion of the UK coastline? @StockportRed

On a scale of Jonjo Shelvy to Jordan Henderson, Just how bad is Steward Downing? @Asprillas_Son

Remember when you were better than Frank Lampard? Me neither … @Boovboy

Steve, does JonJo Shelvey bring his wand to training?

Steve, are you going to wear a “Support Mark Clattenberg” t-shirt before your next game?

Steve, will next year be your year? @batdude_uk1

Do you still believe Joe Cole is better than Lionel Messi? @StupidFootball

Before filming Being Liverpool, did Brendan Rodgers watch David Brent in The Office on repeat?

Ready to play for his boyhood club

Do you ever want to break into Brendan’s office and peek inside them three envelopes?”

On a scale of Julian Clary to Gok Wan, how camp is Raheem Sterling when he runs? @duff81

Do you like Atomic Kitten, ‘whole again’? Best song of all time? @MUFC__Family

Which was your favourite moment? Your Carling Cup header for Chelsea or Your assist for Didier at Anfield? @BarryL3

If Buzz Lightyear doesn’t think he’s a toy, why does he stop moving when humans are around? @MUFC_83

Would you like a photocopy of my Premiership winners medals? @RealParkJiSung

Jennifer Ellison in her pomp – was it as good as we think it would’ve been? @bpfootball

At least at Liverpool you can now concentrate on the Champions Lea.. the Premier Leag… your familly @RyanCullen90

Do you know if Suarez will be competing against Tom Daley in the next Olympics? @_Dannyy92

If you could have a forehead, who’s would you pick? Joleon Lescott’s?

Are you a big fan of smooth jazz? If not why have you got such a ridiculous nickname? You’re a grown man for f*cks sake @adamf2384

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  1. Chris says:

    I like the one. “Are you still shagging that young bit of stuff and how did you keep it out of the papers”

    Also liked “Do you usually get your mates to hold them down before you hit them or was it just this once”

  2. Asprillas_Son says:

    The ‘On a scale of Jonjo Shelvy to Jordan Henderson, Just how bad is Steward Downing? @FootyHumour’ was infact my original Tweet. Footy Humour has went through the entire hashtag and passed off others Tweets as their own…

    • JB says:

      Sorry about that – I tried to find the original source for as many of these as I could. We’re against people pilfering other people’s jokes. Will give you due credit on our twitter feed. Let us know your twitter name.

      jb

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