Dude where’s my Porsche?

So, Jermaine Pennant is today insisting that he definitely did not forget that he’d left his Porsche in a railway station car park for five months after his departure from Real Zaragoza last August.

It must be nice being a premiership footballer, not only do you get to play the game you love for a living, but you get fame, fortune and beautiful ladies. However, my favourite bit would be the bubble-wrapped world created by the club. Need a new pair of boots? Sorted. Having legal troubles? Sorted.  Need a taxi home? Sorted. Want a toasted ham sandwich? Sorted.

Forgotten you’ve left your £70,000 car in a railway station in Zaragoza for the last 5 months? Sorted…

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  1. John Patrick says:

    Geezer is a mug, needs to sort his life out! Look at that picture as well, he has one of those faces dumb and annoying. Prick.

  2. Pringalez Maximus says:

    what a numpty

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